I swear this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Perhaps it's time change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• I deserve a break

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of rabbits came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

Folks won't believe what just happened. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?